Correct Yourself

Submitted by Alison, a school psych

A paraprofessional to a girl in the hallway....

"how about you talk like a female instead of some gangsta"

Got to love Midland Michigan.

What Does Yo Mama Do?

After talking about what J's dad did for a living I asked him what his mom does.

Me: J, what does your mom do?
J: She just washes the dishes. She doesn't even play video games, my dad does.

I am so glad the family roles are distinguished.

Chucky Cheeeeeessseee!

3) K and D talk about birthday parties...

K: My birthday party is going to be at Chuck E Cheese, yes!! You can come!

D: (begins to cry uncontrollably) NO....no, no!!

Mr. P: What's the matter D, you seem very upset.

D: K is having his birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese, and I'm not going to be able to go!

Mr. P: Well why not?

D: Because it's not going to be clean. It's going to be all dirty!!

Kl: No it's not, the employees are going to make it all clean, you can come!

D: No it's going to be all dirty!

Bathroom observations

2) E's bathroom observation

E: Mr.P, Mr. P, the bathroom, the poop. The poop in the bathroom. It's all crumpled up. Someone crumpled up the poop in the toilet. Fix it. You need to fix the crumpled up poop in the toilet!

Choice and Voice

On Wednesdays, a student is chosen to do a show and tell. They bring things from home and show it to the class and tell it about it. They can also play with it during centers. This post comes from A bringing in a puppet...


Mr. P: Amy can you tell us how you use your imagination with your puppet?

A: I pretend that she eats.

Mr. P: Can you tell us what she eats?

A: Just dust-mites.

Slander

Today during writer's workshop, one of the kids was trying to write the word Frog...

It turned out this way...----------------->








Someone forgot their phonemes...

Tennis....

We had gym class in the classroom because of ISAT. The gym teacher asked if anyone knows how to swing a tennis racket....

Kid: I play tennis all the time...on the wii
Teacher: No, we are not talking about tennis on the wii
Kid: Then what is tennis?

Thank you 2010.