A Little Parent Action

So normally, I would only write down funny things kids say, and currently, my kindergartners are not that funny, so I am adding this in.

My friend Alison is a school psychologist...Here is her story:

while continuing an evaluation after a threat to be sued by a so-called father for "suggesting medication for ADHD" (did not), i reviewed his daughter's school entrance form... my favorite part:

Language spoken in the Home: "American"

I am American, and I speak English, and some really crappy Spanish, but not American. What do you speak? Did I miss the boat on a great language?